Category: Justin
’90s soundtracks that I had to buy right after seeing the movie
Rolling Vengeance (1987) — Two kills per gallon
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989) — Slasher out of steam
Ready Player One (2018) — Fan service or fan love?
Movies are dead — welcome to the era of cultural stagnation
Invaders from Mars (1986) — Mother Brain will get you, little boy!
The Thaw (2009) — Val Kilmer vs. ancient parasites
The Shape of Things to Come (1979) — The slowest of all Star Wars knockoffs