Author: Syp
Porco Rosso (1992) — Pigs… in… planes!
Alien Outlaw (1985) — The greatest collection of pointless scenes ever
Poltergeist (1982) — Are you a static fanatic?
Thor: Ragnarok (2017) — Revengers, assemble!
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) — Homer Simpson endorsed this one, remember
History of the World Part I (1981) — Still waiting on that Part II, Mel Brooks!
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) — Clearly the best film of ’89
Dirkie: Lost in the Desert (1969) — Who wouldn’t eat their dog if they were stranded in the desert?