Today we want to welcome a new reviewer to the eccentric Mutant Reviewer team. Say hello to Drake!

Born in a pre-apocalyptic wasteland and raised on a steady diet of creature features, Hammer films and ‘70s exploitation movies, Drake eschewed the easy life of a professional cribbage player in favor of the manly art of throwing paint at a canvas. When this didn’t lead to fame and fortune, he petulantly threw paint at random passers-by instead, which earned him the enmity of the community-at-large. Now living in whatever random basement he can find, he muses upon the vagaries of existence while scribbling down random thoughts that on occasion are legible enough to be recognized as the reviews of random movies.