The Thomas Crown Affair (1999) — John McTiernan takes a break from Predators and Die Hards
The Brady Bunch in the White House (2002) — A one-term loser
The Ninth Gate (1999) — The devil is a bookworm
The Invisible Kid (1988) — Porky’s Genius
Alien 2: On Earth (1980) — The superior Alien sequel
Solomon Kane (2009) — It’s the Un-Conan
Trial and Error (1997) — My best friend Richard
Going back to The Matrix
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