A Garfield Christmas Special (1987) — Warm, manufactured sentimentality
Max Headroom’s Giant Christmas Turkey (1986) — Well-cooked ham
Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) – Santa Terminator goes on the fritz
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991) — Mickey Rooney seal of quality
Christmas Catch (2018) — Decorations with people
Santa Jaws (2018) — Pretty sure this was filmed in some HOA’s retaining pond
Six ridiculous Christmas romcoms
Airborne (1993) — Surfer vibing in the midwest