Category: 80s
Surviving Edged Weapons (1988) — Step one, don’t get stabbed
Kid Safe: The Video (1988) — The most messed-up safety video ever
Surf II: The End of the Trilogy (1984) — Surfers vs zombie nerd
Def-Con 4 (1985) — First Wargames, now this
My Little Pony: The Movie (1986) — The definitive animated movie of the ’80s
She (1984) — A really weird road trip through the apocalypse
Moontrap (1989) — As dull as the moon’s surface itself
Superman III (1983) — Amazing childhood nightmare fuel