Never Been Kissed (1999) — A second chance at high school romance
The Beach Girls and the Monster (1965) – Beach blanket buffoonery
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) — Stomping, shrieking, and disappointing
Spacejacked (1997) — When starships are made of foam board
Point of No Return (1993) — Go buy Nina Simone and ravioli
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Fear of a Black Hat (1993) — It’s Spinal Tap for hip-hop
Open Water 2: Adrift (2006) – Sailing with dummies