Movies are dead — welcome to the era of cultural stagnation
Why Star Wars fans are mad at Disney
Invaders from Mars (1986) — Mother Brain will get you, little boy!
Angel Unchained (1970) – Hippies vs. Cowboys vs. Bikers vs. Chickens
The Thaw (2009) — Val Kilmer vs. ancient parasites
The Shape of Things to Come (1979) — The slowest of all Star Wars knockoffs
The Curve (1998) – They should have stayed on the straight and narrow
Seeing Army of Darkness for the first time in theater — in 2025