Category: Justin
Movies are dead — welcome to the era of cultural stagnation
Invaders from Mars (1986) — Mother Brain will get you, little boy!
The Thaw (2009) — Val Kilmer vs. ancient parasites
The Shape of Things to Come (1979) — The slowest of all Star Wars knockoffs
Seeing Army of Darkness for the first time in theater — in 2025
TiMER (2009) — True love on a schedule
The Pom Pom Girls (1976) — Raising hell for no good reason whatsoever
My Tutor (1983) — A tale of two movies