Category: Horror
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991) — Mickey Rooney seal of quality
Santa Jaws (2018) — Pretty sure this was filmed in some HOA’s retaining pond
Bloodsuckers (2005) — Vampires… in… spaaace!
Ghost Ship (2002) — A decent crawl through a floating haunted house
Timesweep (1987) — Sweep this into the trash can, more like
Detention (2011) — Every teen movie all at once and a time-traveling bear
Children of the Stones (1977) — Lovecraftian folk horror for the kiddies
Halloween with the New Addams Family (1977) — Actually, it’s still the old one