Avast!  We Mutants like four things: grog, buried treasure, peg legs and swabbing poop decks (and we find those terms funny in a completely immature, double-entendre fashion).  Good thing that we have been given a special holiday to wallow in all things pirate-y — International Talk Like A Pirate Day!  Shiver me timbers, it’s great to be a pirate, even in disguise!

So here are five ways that you landlubbers can celebrate today:

1. Head over to Wikipedia and read up on Talk Like A Pirate Day!
2. Treat yourself to an absolutely FREE copy of Tales of Monkey Island, which is available today and today only!
3. Use Google Pirate as your search engine of choice!
4. If you use Facebook (and you should, since there’s a Mutant Reviewers group on there!), then change your language settings to “English – Pirate”!
5. Check back with MRFH multiple times today as we feature retro reviews of the best of Pirate Cinema!