1. “Don’t throw me down, Clark.”
2. “Is your house on fire?”
3. “Oh dear, did I break wind?”
4. “Is Rusty still in the navy?”
5. “What’s that sound? You hear it? It’s a funny squeaky sound.”
6. “I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands. One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”
Mutant Reviewers 
“Grace? She died 30 years ago.”
“It’s not everyday you move into a new house!”